me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
So did anyone hear about the officer who placed a woman under arrest for breastfeeding in NYC? She went to get on her bus, he pulled her back by the collar of her shirt, and as a result she dropped her 3 month old baby. He still placed her under arrest while her baby was lying on the concrete with a cracked skull. Her daughter died at the hospital while she was at the police station. He’s on PAID leave.
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
ways to pronounce potato
who says robots can’t create beauty?