rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

limberreverie:

kika-akik:

cosbyykidd:

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

I needed to hear this :(

Literally read this and got my ass up..you’re a saint

thank u

So many quizzes

Most to Least Funniest Signs

origx:

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

I AM FUCKING FIRST, I KNEW I WAS FUCKING FUNNY.

Zion you suck dick and you know it.
Plus youre tied with gemenis.
Gemenis are shit

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki)