Anonymous asked
Shut up, you're irrelevant


if you sent this off anon I would bet 140 us dollars that I would not recognize your url


someone on tumblr:  SHOTS FIRED

me:  [calls up the lieutenant demanding to know the position and size of the enemy force, orders him to prepare defensive measures and put the bombers on alert]

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food

girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell




drafting up a new law that makes it illegal for people to wear hats backward. i’m aiming for a 2017 release date

What would it take to push it to 2015

imagine the largest number you can then multiply that number by two then disregard both those numbers and donate to my paypal


the truth is out there.



baby: a- a- a-

parents: oh, the baby's first words!!

baby: a- aaa- al-

parents: apple?? air??

baby: a- al- al-

baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?